So...I have dreams that I'm a superhero named Ella who helps Superman and Batman out.
In one, I was walking in on Superman talking about "those sparkly shoes in those commercials" and was all "Really, Superman? I don't think they make those in your size."
In another, Spiderman had gotten caught up in his own webs and was begging me to cut him down. I was all "I don't do spiders...ever."
Spiderman said, "Why won't you help me?"
I said, "I don't like spiders."
He said, "I got bit by a radioactive spider and can shoot webs and you won't help me?"
I said, "Yes."
He said, "Your story can't be that much better."
Superman said, "Her story's the best!"
In another, I was watching a wannabe superhero fight a giant shark when Batman came out of nowhere and begged me to help him on Cybertron...Cybertron?! Anyway, so we got Claudia (from Warehouse 13) and headed out to exterminate these bear-like, wild Decepticons. Tesla guns, bat gadgets, me with flaming hands, and cameos from Optimus and Bumblebee...Epicness!
But, in the latest (last night), I was dreaming about Superman and me (as Ella) going on all these missions and watching over the galaxy and Earth when this surfer dude jumps up on the console we're looking at and says, "This dream's brought to you by that tingling sensation you get when you wash your hair, brah!" then he runs off and I'm like what the heck? Superman shakes his head and says, "That surfer is so random. I don't know why we keep him around." I nodded. We went back to work.
LOL! I <3 my dreams! ^.^
No comments:
Post a Comment