So...had this dream that I was the first Autobot ever created by the AllSpark...it was weird and awesome at the same time. Anyhoo...so, the AllSpark was sitting on this desolate planet and wanted a companion, so it created a female autobot out of both biological and mechanical matter (not just the mechanical matter of the autobots we know and love). I was known as Diva Prima (of course I was a Diva!). I was hot pink and black with silver and fire-like detailing. It created Cybertron with a special garden area for me. Then it created the first of the Primes.
Then, my dream sped up to the creation of Optimus Prime and Megatron. I was entrusted with their upbringing. Megatron went bad. Optimus remained good. Life went on into the war for Cybertron and the marriage (yes, marriage) of Bumblebee to Diva Prime (which made my little nerdy heart a wee bit happy!).
Then, the dream sped up to "present day." Megatron had just been defeated by Optimus and the autobots. But, Diva had just found Earth and had a message for her fellow autobots.
I found where the autobots were hiding and moved in, in human form. Apparenlty, I could transform into a car or an animal, including humans. I managed to get inside the bunker and to Optimus.
I was all, "Hello, Optimus."
He transformed and bent down to see me better. "Who are you?"
"Oh please," I said. "You don't recognize your oldest friend?"
He looked at me suspiciously, until I backed up and transformed into my real form. Then he bowed. "Diva."
"Stop it with the bowing," I said. "I always hated that."
All these army peeps started pointing guns at me.
"And stop with the gun pointing," I said to them. "I'm on your side and I have a message."
Optimus waved the army people off and turned to me.
"There is a decepticon by the name of DarkWave on his way here," I said. "He has the capability of bringing back Megatron, whom you just defeated. Bravo, by the way. Anyhoo, he will come under the radar and raise the fallen decepticons. But, I've brought some things and some friends to help. They're nearby in an old abandoned warehouse."
"Megatron can be raised?" another autobot asked.
I nodded, motioning the others to stand and stop bowing at me. "I hate bowing. I'm not really your queen."
Bumblebee was hanging back from the crowd, afraid to approach.
I turned to him, jumped the others, and crushed him in a hug. "Don't think I forgot you, lovely."
He just buzzed ('cause that's all he's apparently allowed to do in any of the modern day versions of transformers).
I shook my head, touched his throat, and healed his voice box.
"Hi," was all he said, then, "Thanks."
I shook my head and turned back to Optimus.
"Lead the way, Diva Prime," he said, turning back to a truck.
I took the shape of a pink and black truck painted with fire and led the autobots and army peeps to the warehouse, where I transformed back into autobot form. "Friendlies approaching," I said.
Five autobots turned to me. "Welcome home, fearless leader," one said (it was Bulkhead, for those who love Transformers).
I smiled at him and looked around. "One is missing."
"She hid over there," Bulkhead said, pointing around a corner.
I motioned Bee to follow me and went around the corner. "Firefly, where did you go?"
A small pink and yellow autobot peered around the corner. "So many new people, mom."
"As well as your father," I said, pointing to Bumblebee.
Bumblebee looked at me, then her, then me, then her, then me.
I nodded.
He looked at her.
She looked at me.
"Would you two just hug and get it over with," I said. "This questioning glances game is driving me batty."
They hugged and smiled.
(Yes, apparently Diva had a baby with Bee...I blame my imagination...and the fact that no one has ever told us how autobot babies are formed.)
Anyhoo, once introductions were made, Optimus looked over the situation from our makeshift HQ with Cybertronian technology.
Apparently, Bulkhead was my guardian bot (an autobot designated with protecting someone important...in this case me and my daughter). But, that's a side note.
Anyways...there was no way to pinpoint where or when DarkWave would turn up. So, we just prepared for the resurection of the decepticons.
(FastForward in the dream...because it was a lot of boring strategizing followed by some stuff I can't remember.)
So, DarkWave had resurected all the baddies (Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, etc.) and was helping Megatron lead them in to battle the autobots. I was letting Optimus lead the autobots, because he knew the Earth better than me.
(Let me just say this: I wish y'all could have been in my head for the epic battle scene!)
Optimus eventually chopped Megatron's head off, severing his spark, but DarkWave brought him back. We regrouped and realized we needed to go after DarkWave. I saw an opening (eventually) and took it. I ripped DarkWave's spark from his chest and crushed it, killing him. This allowed Optimus and the others the chance to kill the other decepticons. (If you could've seen it, it would be more awesome than anything I could describe...my description sounds boring!) Anyhoo...All ended well. Megatron was dead once more. We had triumphed and saved Earth, again. And Bee and I were reunited. It ended with him playing with his daughter, teaching her how to fight.
That's when I woke up, turned over, and went back to sleep to dream part one of a Warehouse 13 dream that will be posted at a later date. I have to edit it and rethink the first ones I had in order to fit this one in...don't worry, I'm not taking down the first two I've posted...I'll just post this as a remix based on the stellar season finale of the show! :D
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